Introduction

Good evening, I'm Ron Burgundy. I'm not sure if you know this, but, i'm kind of a big deal. I'm lead anchorman for Channel 4 news here in San diego. My apartment smells of rich mahogany, with many leather-bound books. I like poetry, and a good glass of scotch. I play Jazz flute, and like to sing. It's one of my many hobbies. My best friend is my dog Baxter. He's so wise, like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair. I've been through many tragedies and trials in my life time. I almost lost my job to a woman, came close to death in a News Anchor brawl, and nearly lost my best friend from a man punting him over a bridge. But, its just part of my life. That's it for tonight, I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy San Diego.